Commission for Ike "1st date: superficial, trying too hard, uptight." "2nd date: he's loosing it up, keeps telling dad jokes so I've called him daddy to fuck with him. bro is spazzing, ahha!" "3rd date: We went to his place, I'm thinking he's making a move, but then he wipes out and old console. In peak condition, he spent 3 hours talking about this obscure game and how it changed his life. I have no idea what he's saying, but that look in his eye, that's what I was looking for."