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A few days after, a novice mage wearing conjuration robes approached our adventurer in search of help. When pressed on what sort of help she needed, the mage instructed the Argonian to follow her to her room.
Along the way she explained that she was studying imps; a species that, while normally native to Cyrodiil, was found to have several subspecies all over tamriel, along with how she had come to study the ones in Skyrim.
The mage went a little too into detail about her findings on the imps of Skyrim, mainly on how they have an insane libido and an unnatural ability to be able take dicks several times their body size. The useful snippet that un-glazed our heroine’s eyes however was that this supernatural elasticity only seemed to ‘activate’ when an orifice was stretched, with the fact that they can lift objects twice their body weight thrown in almost as an afterthought.
Then she started talking about her horse cock related “stress tests” and the heroine zoned right back out until they reached the door.
"It seems the darn things just want to fuck everything that move! Granted that's a lot better then throwing firebolts at everything that moves, but still, it's strange, andalsokindahot."
In her head, the Argonian remarks to herself that it seemed like everything wants to fuck her instead of kill her as well. Definitely not the worst possible curse to have on oneself.
Upon entering the room it was immediately clear what the mage needed help with: two cages laid on the research table, one containing an imp humping the air, and the other empty with the lock smashed open.
"So yeah, I have no idea where the other one went off to! This morning it was here but when I got back from breakfast it was gone! Please, won't you find it for me? I'll pay you of course."
When our heroine (sensibly) asked why not just let one of the instructors deal with this, the mage huffed and crossed her arms.
"I would rather the imp be returned alive, with all of it's limbs attached. The teachers would just evaporate on sight or worse, so please hurry before that happens."
And just like that, the Argonian rolled her eyes, got a good look at the already caged imp for visual reference, and set off to find this rouge flying fuck machine.