"How may we be of service, master?"

[ You wake up. See this. What do? ]

🅐 Order coffee or tea

🅑 Ask for head pats

🅒 ċ̱̠͓̤͝ͅ4̠̤͙̭̺̦̓̐͆͝n̴̮̯̍ͥ̐̉ ̛͔͈̗̞ͬ̀1̲̈̅̊̾͝ͅ ̘͎̱̹̭̟̖̯̌̍͡ḩ̼̺͎̟̮̲̇̂̊̿4̢̯͉͚̑̏v̩͖͎̬̦͎̉͒ͭͫ͜3̸̥͇̠͔̠͖̱ͩ ͥͫͣͭ͏͚̝̜͎̥̜1̣͎̍͒̋͡3͍̮̘̠͍͍̮̝̎͢w̻̦̟̓́̅͢d̵͓͇̩̺̥̰͕͔͂5̖̣͇̲͔̲̮̍͒̄̀?͑͏͍̫̗