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"How may we be of service, master?"
[ You wake up. See this. What do? ]
🅐 Order coffee or tea
🅑 Ask for head pats
🅒 ċ̱̠͓̤͝ͅ4̠̤͙̭̺̦̓̐͆͝n̴̮̯̍ͥ̐̉ ̛͔͈̗̞ͬ̀1̲̈̅̊̾͝ͅ ̘͎̱̹̭̟̖̯̌̍͡ḩ̼̺͎̟̮̲̇̂̊̿4̢̯͉͚̑̏v̩͖͎̬̦͎̉͒ͭͫ͜3̸̥͇̠͔̠͖̱ͩ ͥͫͣͭ͏͚̝̜͎̥̜1̣͎̍͒̋͡3͍̮̘̠͍͍̮̝̎͢w̻̦̟̓́̅͢d̵͓͇̩̺̥̰͕͔͂5̖̣͇̲͔̲̮̍͒̄̀?͑͏͍̫̗